Two Lane Racing Contacts & Policies Contacting Two Lane Racing You can reach me at tim at twolaneracing dot com. Privacy Information Two Lane Racing does not sell any of your privately held information. All the information stored in your user account is soley for the purpose of the Two Lane Racing website. We are NOT marketing your information or selling it. We do use cookies, but not those malicious ones. We use cookies the way they were intended. So the website can maintain your information between visits. Forum Usage Policy We believe in free speech. That said, forum moderation is soley at my discretion. For the most part, I'll leave the posts alone, as they are. Any posts that I find offensive, off-topic, or out of alignment with the planets - I may delete. I also may delete your posts if I don't like you. Or, if I do like you. I'm not picky. Terms Of Use There are none. This is my website. You're welcome to hang out. All content belongs to me. None of it is yours. I may choose to add, change, delete anything on this website - at any time, with or without notice. Disclaimer #1 Two Lane Racing is an informational as well as satirical website. I'm making an attempt to have an enjoyable place to visit. As always, one person's funny is another person's anguish and slow burn to hell - but that's how it goes. I don't force you to come here. Two Lane Racing is an extremely opinionated (not of the teenage-angst-opinionated-weblog type - when are those choads going to get a clue), and is also satirical in nature. Disclaimer #2 Absolutely no stupid people allowed. I mean it. If the collective IQ of you and your friends is just barely above Jell-O®, then I don't want you here! Two Lane Racing Usage Requirements Two Lane Racing makes use of javascript and cookies (commonly referred to as session cookies). If you disable javascript or cookies on your browser, your Two Lane Racing experience will be largely unpredictable and quite probably impossible. Information There's alot of it. Wait an hour after reading this before you go into the pool. Calories (g) : 0 Calories from Fat: 0 Iron: 0 Calcium: 0 Serving Size: 1